Well I for one am perfectly convinced that patient TX45788288 is clean and free of drugs. Of course, I don’t really know who that is. Probably isn’t Musk though. Even if it is, I’m quite sure that he could easily find someone to piss in a cup for him for a million or so. Hell, I hate the dirt bag and I would have done it for a million bucks.
Also, I would never impute the integrity of Jennifer Taylor of Fastest Labs of South Austin, but I think maybe her boss should check to see if she suddenly jumped into a new tax bracket.
The fact that you can conceive if paying someone $1M to pee in a cup is how I can tell you’re not rich. If you were, it would have been a few thousand at most but more likely to be a threat of some sort to compel the other person to help you.
Yeah, I’d wager a threat, or maybe a few bucks to some poor person. I’d bet there are a lot of people who’d do it for a free meal. He could probably get a sycophant to do it for free.
You don’t become rich by being generous with your money.
Well I for one am perfectly convinced that patient TX45788288 is clean and free of drugs. Of course, I don’t really know who that is. Probably isn’t Musk though. Even if it is, I’m quite sure that he could easily find someone to piss in a cup for him for a million or so. Hell, I hate the dirt bag and I would have done it for a million bucks.
Also, I would never impute the integrity of Jennifer Taylor of Fastest Labs of South Austin, but I think maybe her boss should check to see if she suddenly jumped into a new tax bracket.
“Well, Mr. Musk, you’re not on drugs but you are pregnant.”
Not to mention that the drugs he’s accused of abusing don’t usually stay in your system for a long time.
Specifically urine. I’d love for hair and blood tests like those that get fucked by the “war on drugs” go through
Why pay a milion? Just make his kid piss in the cup, he already carries the poor thing with him everywhere.
You know how some people carry water bottles with them all the time? Same thing with musk and that kid. He just decants it when he needs fluids.
June 11th, we’ll have to check his tweets on that date during that time.
This is the petty internet i know and love.
Yep, the nazi deserves it.
The fact that you can conceive if paying someone $1M to pee in a cup is how I can tell you’re not rich. If you were, it would have been a few thousand at most but more likely to be a threat of some sort to compel the other person to help you.
Yeah, I’d wager a threat, or maybe a few bucks to some poor person. I’d bet there are a lot of people who’d do it for a free meal. He could probably get a sycophant to do it for free.
You don’t become rich by being generous with your money.
I have seen enough blue mountain state to know oilchange is a thing.
Nah probably is him, with just a teensy bit of photoshop.
I would do it for 50K who are we kidding
In my defense I didn’t say I wouldn’t do it for less…