I’ve learnt that the snail enjoys being close to the ground. Every time I stand up quickly the snail tries to disable my brain to get me back to the ground. Luckily you can trick the snail by standing up slow enough that it doesn’t notice

Spirals? In my ears!?

Hey little boy come walk with me
And bring your new found mollusk along
Does it speaketh of the trinity
Can it gaze at the sun with its wandering eye
Yes it speaks of the trinity
Casting light at the sun with its wandering eye
Bring forth the mollusk, cast unto me
Let’s be forever let forever be free

The snail and I havent been on good terms since he fell for big car

Are you sure it’s a snail and not a spider?