Military experts detail that this kind of technology will be used in future wars but clearly it has not yet been developed and thus this represents a clear cut and dry case of Germany and by extension Ukraine violating the Temporal Prime Directive on top of a threatening act of military-industrial espionage of Nod IP related weapons systems shrugs I don’t see why other people can’t see this?

I reached out to Rheinmetall for comment and I received the response “What?.. Are you a robocaller? Have a nice day bye.” which at post time for this shitpost does not illuminate any details on this shadowy timetravel military espionage scandal unfolding as we speak.

I will update this article with further details if I can get past the captcha screen and re-establish communication with the Rheinmetall Public Relations team.