“You won’t find anything. The IRS was pretty thorough.”
Ha. Good one. Take my upvote and thank you for your service.
“After this can you write a note for my wife to tell her my head is not, in fact, up my ass?”
“My safe word is pineapple”
Ross Matthews!
Is that a common joke? Some people at work just told me that their safe word is pineapple.
Whos joking? But yeah it is haha
Ask them if they’ll be shooting in hidef 4k or IMAX.
With your rectum. The man sees you crush a piece of ice with that sphincter, you command some respect for the rest of the procedure.
Put a joke on a post it note and place it between your butt cheeks.
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicle’s extended warranty”
The pros laminate it and insert it about 12 inches.
I had to get my ass checked and the doctor was surprised at my lack of shame or discomfort with it. When it was over he said “don’t come back just for this okay?”
You’re going to want to avoid looking like a huge ass. I’d avoid jokes that shit on their career choice.
Bravo.
Stick a lightbulb in your butt. There’s a good episode of scrubs they can watch if they don’t know how to get it out.
If you still can’t figure it out, ask the janitor.
The janitor hates me still for some prank involving pennies in the door… IDK, but it wasn’t me!
That doesn’t sound like a bright idea.
how to get it out.
Break it?
;-)
Call me a good girl, daddy.
The genders will be the other way around, but I like the cut of your jib.
Thumb war it is.
Ask them if they’re going to buy you dinner first.
Ask them what their Twitch handle is because your friends want to watch the live-stream.
After this do you want me to do you?
Colonoscopy is easy, it’s endoscopy that felt like near dear experience (I didn’t take the sedative= fail). Worth it though. Also the Dr’s and techs were far to busy talking about the next hairpin bend like they were rally driving. The satnav on the screen shows how far the scope has gone, I shit you not it really looks like the old Nokia snake gane. And when you have nitrous gas it all becomes very funny.
“40 left 2 over turd don’t cut”
Hehe, it’s hairpin bends that feel a bit weird.
I once woke up during an upper endoscopy. It wasn’t a pleasant experience. The anesthesiologist noticed pretty fast though and put me back out.
Ouch. I did the whole thing without anaesthetic, but didn’t want to. I can’t stand needles but thought I would have gas+air for the upper endoscopy! (only gave me gas for the Colonoscopy, but it felt nice to get high after being choked with the snake torch).
But holy shit it was terrifying, never doing that again.
I’m ready for my close-up
