• sturger@sh.itjust.works
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    4 days ago

    Sounds like something my mom would have said. She was a bit of a card. One time the family attended a social event and a lady tried to break the ice with my mom:

    Lady: “So, are those your kids?”
    My Mom: “oh, those are Bob’s kids from his first wife.”
    Lady: Awkwardness, followed by finding an excuse to leave.

    We were Bob’s kids and my mom was Bob’s first wife.

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    5 days ago

    “What’s this?”

    “A picture of us in the future.”

    “But I’m not in it.”

    “Exactly.”