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I ended mine by getting a vasectomy. My dad doesn’t need to know that though.
Silly meme aside, remember that HRT is not an effective contraceptive. Don’t assume you’re infertile.
Guess I have to get bottom surgery then
My bloodline is currently rotting in a landfill somewhere outside of Bangkok…
bang (without reproduction) kok (is in landfill)
I have a bloodline, but I connect it to itself to form a bloodcircle for demonic rituals
Are you Philip J Fry?
It is if my partner has a dick.
The HRT still isn’t the contraceptive in that scenario. 🤓
HRT is what attracts the dick, so yes it is.
i wake up -> i wish i were a grl -> i eep n think bout tech to distract -> i wake up -> i make a tech thing -> i get sad aftrwards -> i consume product to distract -> i eep n talk bout tech with mr. blahaj -> i wake up -> i go make the thing we talked yesterday -> i watch the dougdoug -> i eep -> iduno… i dun do much…
Fucked up OP, you need Jesus in your life! Everyone knows the only biblically approved way to end your bloodline is to shoot it in between a pair of cushions.
don’t remind me, my family is counting on me to propagate the family name 🫠
You can donate your name to someone else, that technically satisfies it! /s
RIP. My family gave up. lol
If I’d known I was going to end up disowning my pos father once my twins were born I’d have taken my wife’s name when we married just to spite the fucker.
My wife had a kid already when we got together. I told my father multiple times and in no uncertain terms that I would not tolerate any kind of favoritism because as far as I was concerned that was my son. This motherfucker had the absolute audacity when my twins were born to call my Mom and ask her essentially how it felt to finally be a “real” grandma. Cuz like how else are you supposed to take it when he asks how it feels to be a grandma when my wife and I had been together for like 4 years and married for almost 2? She’d had a grandson for years already. Then he doubled down on saying that it was different because these were biologically mine.
Now I cry very easily when I’m angry, so I didn’t want to have to repeat myself over and over through tears to chew him out. So I text him my grievances. This piece of shit has the audacity to say he thinks that it’s not really me, that it’s my wife texting him without me, and that the only way he’d believe it is if I called him and told him in my own voice. Yeah no he just wanted to be able to bulldoze the conversation and claim I’m overreacting. Haven’t spoken to him in 5 years.
Make a really durable gun.
Woaw
Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based
blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the womb.
can’t wait to join u ✌️
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
I wish that could be me :3
same :3
Why can it not?
No access to HRT :c
Why not? How accessible is diy in your area?
Cant afford
I’m so sorry.
Eh blood is overrated.
Wow, such vampire exclusionary language
Sure, yeah, that’s totally the only thing it can mean. Whole blood is nice and all but processed blood products can do the same job, and for most things taste just as good.
Like, we all love to swirl a hell-to-clean wine glass we can throw on the floor in a dramatic moment, or the whole cape flourish when you sink your fangs into someone, but, like, that gets really expensive, and its not necessary. So maybe grow the fuck up; it’s not the 16th century anymore.
Well, well, well, looks like we have a millennial here! Let me tell you, as someone who has lived for far longer than a thousand years, your newfangled tech and pretty trinkets are going to be the final death of you. Why settle for being ‘as good’ when it can be the best? And ““products””? What, you’re placing your ““products”” on the fridge? And heating them on the microwave!?
Its no wonder so many of you are sulking when you forgot the joy and the thrill of the hunt and having a full meal from a fresh, squirming human. Furthermore, you’re depriving them of their happiness of being stalked by a supernatural being. Embarrassing display.
We don’t all live in castles, jackass. And you can only find so many meals on tindr before the algorithm flags you, no mqtter how much consent you get.
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Eh my brother can take that role
They were told they needed an heir and a spare, it’s on them at that point
