Catgirl: The Meowsquerade

This Shaolin Soccer league is getting out of hand.

Wait… So it wasn’t to make having sex with their horses easier? I’ve been lied to!

Something that really pisses me off about this is that empathy can absolutely be exploited by bad actors. Empathizing with the wrong people can be harmful. But they’ve defined “wrong people” as “minorities” and that’s the fucked up part.

Unnecessarily doing it especially to a newborn should absolutely be illegal. Sometimes it might be medically necessary, like my son opted to have it done years ago because he was entirely non-retractile and it was causing him a great deal of pain. But outside of instances like that? Shouldn’t be done.

Universe be like: “Oh babygirl, you thought you had a personality? Sike! It was all just trauma responses and undiagnosed neurodivergence the whole time!”

Me, an Ace enby: “Good thing I’m not a capitalist…”

Burnout, burn it down, same thing if you think about it long enough.

Foot to the balls or something… I dunno I’m not straight.

Shit. I’m Ace, my first girlfriend was Canadian and my partner now is Midwestern but her grandparents on her dad’s side are Canadian. This might be for real y’all.

He’s pretending to hack away at foliage while deliberately leading people away from their destination and charging them for his pathfinding services.

As someone who due to dealing with chronic pain and having to pick my grooming battles often looks like the most neckbearded, “tips fedora” ass reddit mod MF that ever lived. I can imagine at least a little bit.

Like I’m not out here neglecting basic hygiene which is a step up from some of the people I’ve met. But shaving is definitely the first thing that gets dropped when my pain starts flaring up and then I start looking more and more like the kind of person that’s had a few too many “actually she’s a 3,000 year old vampire so it’s fine,” conversations.

I used to not like when people would shitpost about bigots being Secret Transes. But I’m not gonna lie, with how often these fuck knuckles have accused my cisgender wife of being trans because she’s 5’10" and rather butch looking? Or the piece of shit lady who transvestigated my at the time 2 year old daughter? I can’t bring myself to care about it happening to this “Behold, the Master Race” looking headass.

Can’t be Charlie Kirk’s, face is too big. Gotta be some unfortunate look alike’s love child instead.

Browser does it just fine yeah. The client I’m on right now is Eternity. Not sure why it wasn’t animating it.

I get so angry at those people. It’s not about just number of years you are apart and you know it. It’s where those years fall and the fact that being a fan of yours changes the power dynamic.

My wife is 4 years and 1 week older than me. It’s not a huge age gap, no. But we were both adults when we got together. Basically the only difference between us when we got together was that she had a better work history than I did and had better job prospects because of it. But then the age gap we have is jarring sometimes because of where it falls. We’re both millennials but she’s closer to Gen X and I’m closer to Gen Z and my Gods do I make her feel old sometimes.

That’s the difference. Is 5 years a big gap? Not if you’re both adults in similar stages in your lives. But if one of you is still in high school and the other is a YouTuber they’re a fan of? Yes! That’s a huge gap then!

If I’d known I was going to end up disowning my pos father once my twins were born I’d have taken my wife’s name when we married just to spite the fucker.

My wife had a kid already when we got together. I told my father multiple times and in no uncertain terms that I would not tolerate any kind of favoritism because as far as I was concerned that was my son. This motherfucker had the absolute audacity when my twins were born to call my Mom and ask her essentially how it felt to finally be a “real” grandma. Cuz like how else are you supposed to take it when he asks how it feels to be a grandma when my wife and I had been together for like 4 years and married for almost 2? She’d had a grandson for years already. Then he doubled down on saying that it was different because these were biologically mine.

Now I cry very easily when I’m angry, so I didn’t want to have to repeat myself over and over through tears to chew him out. So I text him my grievances. This piece of shit has the audacity to say he thinks that it’s not really me, that it’s my wife texting him without me, and that the only way he’d believe it is if I called him and told him in my own voice. Yeah no he just wanted to be able to bulldoze the conversation and claim I’m overreacting. Haven’t spoken to him in 5 years.

Something is wrong with my client then because it’s just a static image for me. I tried to download it too and it was just a .jpg

Of course. Because if you stray from The Path™ then that all-loving God will forsake you to an eternity of suffering in the fiery pits of Hell. Don’t worry about how that entirely contradicts the characterization of God as all-loving. Or how God being all-knowing means that he already not only knows beforehand that you’re going to stray, but also knows exactly what he could hypothetically have put in front of you to cause you to willingly choose his path. But punishes you anyway because Free Will is important to him or something. And yet it’s your fault for failing his tests of you.

Golden Sun mentioned. I loved that game so much.