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bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago

Or at least I will when I find another FWB 😅

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Or at least I will when I find another FWB 😅

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bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago
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    This is why I like trains. If I time it right it just keeps going and going and going… one FWB ain’t enough

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    The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy

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    I a row? Hard to comply. In a day? please yes

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    Sign me up for death by snu snu

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      Removed by mod

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        Can I just give you my credit card number now and cut out all the fucking around?

        • FlihpFlorpAlt@lemmy.zip
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          So comment was removed but let me guess

          Something something scam service

          • Da Bald Eagul@feddit.nl
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            Telegram username. Close enough.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I know no such weakness.

  • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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    If only my GF were like that…

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    How does that work?

    Does she lay piles of eggs on the bed sheets and he just blasts loads on them to fertilize them?

    Or is it more like a lanternfish and he just crawls all up in her and becomes a wart on her ass that does nothing but produce sperm?

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      Mermaids appear to be mammals based on the tail fin orientation, so it’d be similar to dolphins.

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        Based on the tail fin orientation and not on the massive fucking titties?

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          Dolphins don’t have massive titties.

          • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world
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            Not if you know where to look.

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              I should have known

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              This dolphin has clearly had work done, but it appears that it did not alter it’s ability to swim and catch fish.

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    Has the previous died because of testicles implosion?

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      No, crushed pelvices

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    One of my luckiest and favourite things to be born with is being able to continue after I climax, I stay hard as long as there’s stimulation, and also not having post-nut clarity, I find the partner or porn as hot as I did before nutting and love continuing to please who I’m with until they want to stop. Few feelings better than having them barely able to walk to the toilet and saying something like “holy shit, I’m absolutely drained and my legs are still trembling” (OK, I realise this might read as some “I have sex” cringe. I’m not saying I’m some sex god or always able to make anyone finish, just that I feel very lucky to not be cursed with something the vast majority of other men are). It can be kind of a curse in itself though as I often continue watching porn for an hour or two after I finish and enjoy it just as much, sometimes climaxing more than once without a break. Have had partners who needed to literally say we have to stop as we have chores or other stuff that needs doing. But there have been some several day long sessions through the years when it was with partners who could keep up. Luckily not addicted though, that would have ruined my life I think.

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      Beautiful thanks for share Facebook 😍😘

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      Me when I was under 23

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