• egrets@lemmy.worldEnglish
    801·
    2 days ago

    Verb form and tense mistakes really wind me up for some reason!

    • Hast not ye all
    • The pastor and thee churn butter
    • Thy chaste belly

    (And if you’re going to use hast not ye all, be consistent eyes I danced not with the devil and I jig and frig not).

    Thank you for coming to my extremely amateur but extremely picky TED talk.

      • festnt@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        7·
        2 days ago

        nono Jesus isn’t a ghost, he’s a zombie

        well he was a zombie i guess he is a ghost now, so nevermind

        • mushroommunk@lemmy.todayEnglish
          3·
          1 day ago

          I dunno, the whole body transmutation thing and the Lazarus thing? I think there’s an argument to be made he was necromancer or lich.

          • festnt@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
            1·
            20 hours ago

            well liches have some kind of object their soul travels to after dying, and their body is reformed close to that object. he was some kind of magic user, since he could cure people’s blindness and summon hordes of fish, but i’m not sure he would be a necromancer since he doesn’t really summon undead or anything.

            since he came back to his dead body, i think he’d be more like a sentient zombie than any other undead. or he could just be some kind of astral creature that dies and takes a few days to come back to life. idk