• chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    Don’t come see us right now. I love welcoming visitors, but our house is a toxic mess right now, and we need to clean up our shit before we can host any guests.

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      21 hours ago

      Yeah, the only thing those asshats care about is money. Crash the tourism economy, and someone with the cash to matter will start complaining.

  • yeehaw@lemmy.ca
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    20 hours ago

    Ya, I have spare phones, if I were to go I’d wipe on and pop my sim in there and call it a day.

    …but there’s no way I’m going there right now.

  • MrSulu@lemmy.ml
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    18 hours ago

    Led by a salacious president the US has decocted a sinister mix from 1984, the Taliban and the Handmaids Tale.

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        23 hours ago

        Tell them you were looking at property for when the USA buys Greenland from Finland.

        They will probably wave you through if you sound like you are on the orange chimps side, unfortunately it is better to be ignored by the people that have the power to detain you and send you to Uganda.

        They arrested a Palestinian woman returning from the US Virgin islands from her honeymoon to an American citizen. They are trying to remove her from the country despite her having no home country to deport her to.

  • ramble81@lemmy.zip
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    20 hours ago

    I’m a citizen and I’m probably gonna make sure i have a burner when I travel overseas in November