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That’s when the cult leader chops off yours
jokes on cult leader, i’m wearing 17 falsies that will all flop to the floor when they try to go for my dicks
Jokes on you, mine is too small to be able to do that 🤷🏻♂️
but it was a torture cult to a torture god and so the leader already had his dick slicing knife set aside (they also do circumcisions by request)
if that’s the case I’m about to destroy this mans dick
deglove
“Really? That’s it? That’s kinda weak sauce TBH.” - Follower of Zon-Kuthon, probably.
OMG dude…
GRAB HIS DICK AND CHOP IT!
CHOP HIS DICK!
The ol’ dick chop!
Time to jump into a vat of acid.
Heaven’s gate, is that you? Let me get my Nikes
