We can only hope, but surely they’re not stupid enough to try it on themselves

In Russia, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, putin need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Putin die! FSB very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to Philippines. No tagalog, no food, no money. Jose give me job. Now I have house, EV car and new woman. Jose save life.

My big secret. I kill Putin on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!