The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoIf you purchase 12 months at a time, you can save a lot on the power steering subscription.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square109fedilinkarrow-up11.12Karrow-down116
arrow-up11.1Karrow-down1imageIf you purchase 12 months at a time, you can save a lot on the power steering subscription.startrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square109fedilink
minus-squareTheLurker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60arrow-down1·1 year agoWait till they pull a HP and brick your car for not using their official fuel.
minus-squareAbsolutemehperson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 year agoOr the Tesla blows up because you sent a mean tweet.
minus-squareCatoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoXit is catchy but I’m still more fond of xcretion.
minus-squareCheers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year ago“you liked ElonJet, so we’re now banning you from all Tesla services”
minus-squareNoodle07@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoThe tesla drives you directly to the gulag
minus-squareangrymouse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoOr Epson bricking your car cause it got 6 years old
Wait till they pull a HP and brick your car for not using their official fuel.
Or the Tesla blows up because you sent a mean tweet.
A mean xit?
Pronounced “shit”
Xit is catchy but I’m still more fond of xcretion.
“you liked ElonJet, so we’re now banning you from all Tesla services”
The tesla drives you directly to the gulag
Or Epson bricking your car cause it got 6 years old