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    1. He thinks that is subtle language when it is so painfully clear what he’s saying.

    2. Even stylistically, those are not big breasts. They are small, and high. And while I am not one of those people who thinks folks who like small breasts are pedophiles, he did not send Jeffrey Epstein your typical big boobed stick figure sketch. Nay, nay. That’s all I’m saying.

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        Yeah, I’d give the benefit of the doubt if it wasn’t being sent to Jeffery fucking Epstein. Also, we’ve seen dementia don’s taste in adult women and he’s not a fan of small breasts on adult women.

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        Buds are mostly gross, obviously underdeveloped, but I can sing the praises of tiny titties all night long.

        I was dating hot and heavy a few years ago, finally admitted to myself that I simply wasn’t turned on by a woman with even medium breasts. Weird, I know, but that’s my jam, don’t shame. Dated a vegan marathon runner, taller than me, was in awe of the flat chest. Legs forever, a cloud of perfumed hair, no tits? Gods I was in heaven.

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              You jumped in to a thread about trump and epstein’s preference for young girls with your own preference for small breasts and to talk about sex you’ve had. No one asked and no one gives a shit about that here, plus it’s weird af to use a thread about pedophiles as a springboard for talking about your own sexual preferences.

              If you want to talk about your preferences, I suggest something like chaturbate or a sex-focused community or thread (where the topic isn’t about potential or likely pedophiles).

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            We shaming now? What if I said I like chicks with dicks? Bet that would bring a round of hearty applause. I like tiny titties, smaller the better. My wife is 54 and flat as a board. I like that. Oh, and the other woman I was talking about was 52. Go. Fuck. Yourself.

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              And you think this is appropriate to comment practically as a form of defense for a person who pressured his own 15 year old daughter to get breast implants as a way to “help her along”?

              Or seeing as all his wives have either had naturally large breasts or implants doesn’t strike you as odd that he would draw budding breasts on a small body in a birthday card about their “wonderful secret” to a world renowned pedophile?

              So more power to you for liking small breasts but maybe read the room next time?

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      Good point, but on the other hand, the sketch doesn’t include arms, so I think the argument that he’s just bad at art could probably be pretty convincing. Plenty of other evidence that he’s a pedophile.

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        If you’re bad at art, it’s much easier to draw big boobs than small ones. Big boobs are just circles. People learn to draw circles as toddlers. Whether or not he’s a good artist, he made a deliberate artistic choice, in both the size and placement of those breasts.

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          People learn to draw arms as toddlers, too.

          Like I said, we have enough evidence for any reasonable jury to convict him already. Connecting in ambiguous or easily-explained-away evidence just weakens the case.

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      What is it that you think he is saying. It doesn’t seem obvious to me but I am 99% confident that it is something about raping a child and that they both know what happened.

      It just seems a weird format, almost like a Freemason greeting?

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        It doesn’t seem obvious to me but I am 99% confident that it is something about raping a child and that they both know what happened.

        It seems to me that you got the obvious part. 🙂😬

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      I love me some tiny titties. Anne Howe was my favorite porn actress. But you might be surprised. I’ve dated women in their early 50s with tiny breasts, high and tight. Rare, but they exist.

      I think the tiny tits obsession comes from my first hands-on encounter when I was 16 and my friend was 14. She peeled off her bikini top and the rest is history. LOL, we ended up dating and living together in our 20s! And her breasts were no larger in the 90s than in the 80s. Most hilarious of all, she did a stint working at Hooters. :)

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          I’m amazed at all of the people that want to make trump’s pedophilia about them somehow.

          Why…?

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          Only saying that tiny tits do not only belong to teenagers. Did you not read the post? I’ve dated women in their 50s with no breasts. I like that.

          Lemmy: I love chicks with penises!

          👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

          Also lemmy: I like tiny titties!

          ☹️☹️☹️

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    Thank God Epstein’s dead, because I’m pretty sure Trump would have appointed him head of Federal Child Protective Services.

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    I mean pedo shit aside, that’s a way shittier card and drawing than I imagined. A second grader could draw something more artistic, damn.

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          Check out Hitler’s paintings. He didn’t get into art school, sure, but they aren’t awful. It is certainly beyond anything the average person could just draw without practice. This is just garbage.

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          Charisma and creativity with no healthy outlet results in trying to force people to love you. Peddling hatred unfortunately works on some.

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            Except its charisma and an unwillingness to put in effort vulnerability to improve at things. Learning creative endeavors as an adult sucks. It forces you to humble yourself, see your failures, and adapt. As a kid that’s par for the course, as a teenager many people still are doing it, but some have locked up and grown prideful, but as an adult that’s a skill you often have to relearn and with creativity you often feel like you should have learned it younger or like you should be good at it.

            Narcissistic personality traits involve fearing vulnerability and using ego to shield oneself from being hurt. Fascist leaders have those traits. This isn’t saying all people with NPD are fascists or all fascists have npd, but that that fascist movements begin leaderless and coalesce around someone who agrees with them and will at the very least act like they have untreated, unexamined, and rampant narcissism. Also that being in that role has to fuck you up mentally and push your mental processes further and further towards those traits. Like vulnerability becomes materially costly when your movement hinges on your perceived strength and you’ve violated laws and broken society.

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        Who is this up and coming artist?! That piece will certainly hang in the Met one day.

        Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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    To be fair, this really sounds way too artisan for him

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    The line “enigmas never age” remains too strange. The whole card feels built around that line.

    The anagram enigmas = gamines is the only theory that fits. It’s just the kind of basic show of intelligence a slightly less<dementiaed Trump would think is the height of wit.

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      You really think Trump would enjoy a pun on an anagram of a synonym of indelicacy?

      Even before his brain melted he was considered one of the most uncurious fellows to have even lived.

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        Epstein’s favorite book was apparently Lolita. That book used the word “gamine.” It’s actually eerily fitting that if Trump and Epstein’s secret was pedophilia, that that’s exactly what “enigma” means.

        Trump isn’t smart but he can parrot back something that sounds smart from someone else.

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        He might not have come up with the term. Let’s say you’re a supposed “financier” whose real specialty is procuring young girls for ultra-rich clients. You don’t want to use the actual word in case someone overhears it or reads it, so you come up with a term like “enigma” that your clients can use for an added layer of security when discussing your services. One of those dumb-shit clients uses that word in a public letter to you because he thinks nobody could possibly decipher it.

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      Yeah, I would not give this buffoon too much credit. I am not sure he would have ever known what an anagram is. And if he did, he’d probably think of it as some literary nerd shit that’s beneath him.

      That being said, I did pick that line up too, but only because it instantly made me sick to my stomach, seeing that a possible interpretation of it is much, much darker than “only” sexual abuse.

      Evidently, I don’t necessarily believe that that’s what the orange illiterate shit-bag meant. In all likelihood, this probably alludes to raping underage girls of about the same age. But I wouldn’t be surprised either if we are, somehow, underestimating the horrors that took place between him and Epstein (or any other high profile nonce that we don’t know about).

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    America can’t even pick a good dictator. Hitler was a way better artist, smh.

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      They hadn’t released the image until today… And I think from the description everyone assumed that they would be women’s breasts, not young girl breasts.

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      We knew the content of the letter in July, but didn’t have the actual picture. The one you’re probably remembering which looked significantly less shitty was just someone’s interpretation of its description.

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    Laughing a bit at everyone’s comments on his art style. Us old folks remember Trump: The Game.

    This may be the least tacky thing I’ve seen this man create.