I read that headline as “assisted dying bill is a licence to kill Theresa May” and heartily approved of the legislation.

“And you know I’m aiming straight for your heart”, she said after, maybe.

So, she’s in favour?

Everyone can be a 00 agent then?

Isn’t that the whole idea?

I heard there’s a paedophiles-in-public-office scandal that needs burying across the pond, if she’s at a loose end.