• Elvith Ma'for@feddit.org
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    17 days ago

    “Why would I want to watch 22 men running around in circles chasing a ball for 90+ minutes? Can’t you just give them 22 balls and every one of them will be happy!?”

    Also not an appreciated response, LOL

      • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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        17 days ago

        It gets better than that. It’s where two lines of buff men line up to checkout another line of men. The quarterback is the top position because he gets to check out his team, the opponents team, and decides who and when to give his balls to. After communicating who is going to be receiving him, both lines embrace and the other team tries to get the ball often by throwing themselves at the guy with the ball.

        Sometimes they’ll actually pile on each other when it’s unclear if the guy with the ball has been stopped.

        Edit: nonono wait… the quarter back is a switch