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MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 27 days ago

You bet your ass it's car propaganda. Now get out the way, I left on time and you're making me late.

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You bet your ass it's car propaganda. Now get out the way, I left on time and you're making me late.

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MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 27 days ago
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  • einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works
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    ok lead boomer

    • MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.socialOP
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      I’m 39.

      • philophilsaurus@sh.itjust.works
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        Boomer is a state of mind now.

      • psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de
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        That’s like grandpa age

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    The funniest part about this is I’m constantly surrounded by cunts on my commute to work but none of them are on bikes.

    Being a cunt isn’t exclusive to your chosen vehicle.

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    • MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.socialOP
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      TIL 39 is boomer age.

      • socsa@piefed.social
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        Boomer is a vibe and you are extremely advanced

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        Look Henry, I know Charlene left you and it’s been hard for you since the divorce. I hope your masturbating habits got better. You know your weak pelvis floor and 8 seconds intercourse couldn’t satisfy her anymore. Nobody likes a premature ejaculator. But you’d be happy to know she now found a new love with a cyclist who can pound her ass all night. Maybe you can do a little joyride to the McDonald to celebrate, fatzo

        • MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.socialOP
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          Lol.

      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        Go seek therapy

      • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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        It’s a mindset.

  • RodgeGrabTheCat 🇨🇦🏴‍☠️@sh.itjust.works
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    I make other drivers late just by driving the speed limit.

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    Why does it have to be car propaganda? I only walk or use public transport and still hate them.

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    Aww, man… I want a recumbent tricycle.

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    Removed by mod

    • MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.socialOP
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      I mean you can double post if you want, it’s not going to make what you said be anything close to reality. But you seem very well adjusted.

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    I’ll admit, this is the first post to make me legitimately laugh on c/funny.

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    Now now, let’s not be too hasty looks at top right

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      Keep your eyes on the road bud.

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    Now I’m gonna take my bike and buy a crowbar. You never know when one of these idiots needs some face modelling.

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    It’s funny because it’s true.

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    Nah cyclists are basically road vegans.

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    There is a reason why cyclist starts with c.

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      The British using Latin, Greek and French as Lego to build their language?

      • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk
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        It’s mostly German to be fair.

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        Yes. What else?

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