
The two primary muscle groups involved in manspreading
I think the skeleton needs a top-hat before we can caption this.
Contract you abductors
Contract your adductors
Contract your abductors
And shake them all about
Do the Hokey Pokey
And turn yourself about
That’s what is all about!
Wow you can’t just spread misinformation like that mate. ABDuctors are people who kidnap others
No, that’s ICE!
Nope, abduction is a magic speciality that prevents you learning alteration or illusion spells.
Can we leave ABDuctors alone?

So if you’re adducted does it mean you’re brought back?
No no. They’re just abductors with a math PhD
Me getting ready for Halloween
Funny skeleton dance muscles
Boot scootin’ skeleton
Oh the abductors’ connected to the Thigh bone,
The adductors’ connected to the Knee bone,
And they’re both connected to the Pelvis bone
I have no idea what I’m doing!
Doot-doot-doot doing!
The muscles that make my wife scream in pain/pleasure when she begs for massage XD
Cappers or flappers
Thigh master was the OG ad blocker.
Grey’s anatomy chapter 26: the Hokey Pokey.
Buns of Bronze
Doot Scootin’










