Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was barred from entering the Village of Broadview Municipal Building in Illinois to use the bathroom on Friday.
“What’s the problem? You gotta drop your pants to use the toilet anyway, we’re just taking a quick peek first. Now stop being such a baby, show me whatchu got.”
I thought she wanted bathroom police to deny people entry.
Yeah, maybe they just didn’t have enough genital inspectors on staff to clear her entry.
“What’s the problem? You gotta drop your pants to use the toilet anyway, we’re just taking a quick peek first. Now stop being such a baby, show me whatchu got.”