• Nipinch@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt. If you already happen to know the awful secret behind the universe, feel free to skip ahead.

    -John Dies at the End

    And my personal favorite…

    I met my guardian angel today. She shot me in the face.

    -The Unnoticeables