S Tier, sir!

Mmmm…pixelation.

ASK YOUR MAMA HOW LIGHT IT IS, FAT BOY! WOOOOO!

Strawberry Kwik, man…

Don’t worry, I’ve been following his simple minded, tone deaf train of thought for several posts.

He’s too busy posting to respond (rather than replying to discuss) to remember to cup the balls.

Always glad to be of service.

If one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn’t you eat the walls?

EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.

The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.

OEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

“Cool treats”

It’s not called Ice for nothin’…

Excuse me?

If you can’t get off to Mean Gene Okerlund, what CAN you get off to?

Save big money at My Nards!

Also, if I recall, came to humans from cattle or sheep.

I love ewe.

A/s/l?

What about a EWE?

Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

“Jesus is coming!”

I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.

Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?

Dude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.

Dude, I’m from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I’m just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon’ Red Hat.