Oh shit, you’re right! We found Leslie Knope!!

Yes, that’s such a shame. Thank you for making me aware that we have no such alternatives.

I have a huge fuckin Noctua fan like that, and it’s the most silent shit I’ve ever had in a computer. I don’t even understand how they achieved that.

Nah man, this should be animal rights. Imagine going through life not getting baked even once. Damn, that’s cruel.

(cigarette)

By being blasted out of his mind on ketamine

Woah, thank you for this tip! I haven’t heard about this project.

No, I meant the literal phrase “gorilla warfare” in the copypasta gets me every time. You just made an honest wrong assumption, it’s no big deal :)

I’ve read this sooo many times, but for some reason “gorilla warfare” just fucking gets me every time, lmao

Thanks, man! Probably my favorite game of all time!

Found Dick Cheney

Breath of the Wild for me!

Ooooh, tell me more about this mythical wire

Yooo, this sounds funny as frickin heck. Anyone knows this?

For some reason they are members of the European broadcasting union

Do they also masturbate on the clock?

Dude, I HOPE he was talking about sucking dick, because I LOVE that!

Do you still wake up from nightmares of the horrific actions you have performed? Like nazi guards just following orders

I love masturbating. I think everyone should do it once a day.

It has a higher pH level than any known acid!!!