Please, can I have just one day without some shit from that orange stain? Just one fucking day!

Did it supposed to stop “be”? Or did OP hit the enter too soon?

It would be nice touch if Trumps shoes would have flown off.

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean you. I meant that mail-order wife.

Is this Onion? Why shouldn’t pope talk about theology? I thought it is like his area of expertise?

It’s the land of free…

Just now? Not before? Oh, you sweet summer child.

OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARD!

Oh, I wish we could have that cheap gas here, you lucky bastards.

Maybe people of the future will watch our Europe chart and wonder how United Europe ever managed to unite.

Try Google it, I’m sure they’ll know.

Trump hasn’t made America great again, he’s been made America international joke.

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastard!

Hey? If you don’t have any friends or you don’t have anything to say, how do you get to know how to speak foreign language?

Trump has made America international joke. US is like a circus and trump their biggest clown. And best part of it is that they are proud of it.

Same as it ever was

That would actually be nice.

Irwin Goodman sen jo aikoinaan lauloi julki: ”näin onnellista kansaa ei löydy päältä maan, hurraten on purrut se pelkkää silakkaa, kun hovissa on juhlittu ja juotu samppanjaa”

Ei, kyllä nykyinen systeemi on parempi; kun työnantaja antaa kenkää, syytetään työtöntä ja annetaan raippaa. Työnantajalle yritystukia.

That “little girl” thing sounds better if it were “toddler”