I drove for about an hour today. On my way I met two drivers who broke excessively. Like every slight bend, they were on the breaks. And this wasnt even on the same road. Two completely separate and unrelated drivers, driving like pricks at 30 miles an hour in a 60 road. Also, assholes who dont give a fuck about lanes. They start of in one lane, hit a turn or a roundabout, and all of sudden they are taking turns like F1 drivers. About 4 of these types of dicks. And last but not least, on my way home, some little boy racer prick in a ford fiesta with go faster fart noises coming out of a gaped exhaust that looked like an only fans chicks arsehole. He was on the motorway, hogging the fuck out of the outside lane. After so many arseholes, I just said fuck it, and drove right up his arse to force to get the fuck out of the way(I know, dont care). And the wee prick had the cheek to look at me like I was the asshole I booted past him.

Honestly, the sheer amount of terrible driving, obliviousness to other road users, and lane hogging is enough to drive you mad. No cunt knows how to zipper, no cunt knows how to indicate BEFORE they start their manoeuvre. No one keeps a 2 second distance. Everyone is just out there, being a fucking arsehole. I exaggerate, of course. The majority of drivers are fine. But theres just so many cunts, it feels like youre driving the fury road most days.

Hasnt Jeep being doing this since at least last year? Every time you stop at a light or whatever you get an ad for Sirus radio.

Imagine if the CEO of one of the most powerful companies in the world didnt bend over and spread cheeks for a cock so small Donald has to… employ the services of paedos like Jeffery Epstein…?

Donald is suspected of being a paedophile. Yet people still bend the knee like this. I tell you, when it finally comes out, I hope everyone remembers who was happy to continue kissing his ass. Fuck you, Tim.

God damn, I wish I was gay.

I dont know that its “bad news” for him, considering how creepy this conversation looks to the rest of us lol.

Really? What happens if you says cunt? Or assbandit? Or Donald?

All the dangers they tell us about being over weight and eating like shit, and this mother fucker is still clinging to life like an 80s action hero clings to the underside of a helicopter at the climax of the movie. Come on clogged arteries, do something!

I can not wait, until the time of the perpetually seeking attention moron ends. Its always something with these fucking people. If you dont wanna use AI, just dont use it. Theres no fucking gun to your head. And we dont need to know youre not using, much less, find out youve got a dumb fucking name for yourselves.

Yeah, always the same with your type. “Snowflake”, because pointing out racism, sexism and general bigoty is just “being a snowflake”.

You seem like a racist, sexist, bigot. Who looks at someone, then decides that everyone else like them is the same person. And then applies words to that group to demonise them. You are the thing you hate. And the character assassination in the world, isnt gong to change what you are. A bigot.

I know exactly what it is, a term made up by cunts to put the blame for the actions of few onto the shoulders of many. The same gaggle of cave brained cunts who saw a black man selling drugs on Hill Street Blues and decided all black guys sell drugs.

And not for nothing, youre not a fellow anything to me. You take the dogshit spread like a virus on social media and call it progress. I see for it is. A stream of buzzwords made up to get clicks, likes, shares and subscribes and to take away voices that you dont agree with. “Youre white, you dont get an opinion.” Why, oh, why, does that sound so familiar…

Fuck your bigotry and self hate. Go peddle that nonsense to twitter users who eat up whatever nonsense they’re told to think.

Youre right. Clearly, with Diddy being a piece of rapist and sex trafficker as well. That means all straight black men are… I mean, thats your logic, right? And all those trans porn stars, rubbing one out in bathrooms. I guess if we use your logic, everyone is right about trans people and bathrooms… right? God forbid Donald Trump is just a sick fuck, and being white and straight has fuck all to do with it…

Fuck your bigotry.

There is nothing on this earth that will get me to side against you quicker, than being racist and sexist. Cut it the fuck out.

Good stuff. Cos lets be honest, those 80 year old hip bones aint gonna pop themselves in and out of place…

Phew. I dont know what she’d do, with out all the xbox bros fucking her 12 times a night…

“People like you” People pushing their own shit on to pets.

But please, tell me more about how I am transphobic for calling out shitty owners who insist their dogs are LGBT just to get attention? I am all fucking ears.

So does the fact that some Germans are assholes give you licence to hate all Germans? Cos thats what we are talking about here.

Dude, people like you are everywhere. “My dogs a vegetarian”, “my cats a vagan”, “my cockapoo is a 2 spirted trans Afghan wolf hound”. Its always something, rather than just letting the pet be a pet. We hate it when asshole bullies, get bully dogs that they then train to be asshole just like them. But when it comes to other people pushing their nonsense onto pets, all of sudden we have to respect it.

Cats are carnivores. Thats the end of the discussion. Thats what they are. Just because they can survive on something, doesnt mean its what they should be eating. Some humans say they are vegan, and “survive”. They look fucking ill as fuck, but they are surviving. And without science, in the form of special meals and supplements, they would be fucking dead. Wanna know why? Cos human beings arent vegan. We can survive without meat, but its not how our diet is supposed to go.

All that said, I too hate the farming industry and how it keeps and treats animals. But we need more to be done on that front, than going out to eat at a restaurant just to moan at some minimum wage waiter about how meat, and its disgusting that theres no vegan options.

Yeah, when your dog or cat needs a slight bit more care, just as giving him fucking pills once a day. Thats a real fucking hardship. Youre totally right, mate. I stand corrected. Well done for reading what I said, and getting “quality of life was suddenly diminished beyond a certain point”. So obviously, next time you get a headache, youll be walking into traffic, right? Cos you know, yOuR qUaLiTy Of LiFe Is So DiMiShEd… You were saying something about being a cunt?

Scotland stopped voting Labour into power over a decade ago. If only England had the balls to do it too. Torys and Labour, two sides of the same corrupt coin. Come England, youre better than that. Starmer is a tory cunt. Vote greens, or Libdems, or anyone else buy those two corrupt scum parties.

You know, Im not certain, but I think the job of being a cunty CFO could be done by AI… Are you listening Microshaft?