Trunk Baby

So much better than Aunt Irma

I use in or at interchangeably for either of those cases, now that you’re forcing me to confront the truth

After Midnight

Who’s On First?

Yep, he always crumbles when confronted. A HUGE coward.

Now, why would he do a thing like that?

I’m convinced he will hand the keys (to the US back door and to controlling the rest of the world) to Putin and no level of shock and surprise will make that something he wouldn’t do gladly.

c/ThatHappened

I happened to, as a complete fluke, slam some hessher dude in the nuts when the whole class was inside playing dodgeball to avoid the rain, and a small melee erupted. He and two other half-shirted mulletheads attempted to jump me. It was like a nightmare, all of us windmilling, almost nothing connecting. One of my huge friends walked in and just started pounding on them and the next thing I know, my little sister was in there, jumping on their backs and punching them in the heads. My hipster-doofus cardigan buttons went flying. The coach could be heard yelling all our names Sisson, Westmoreland, Smith, Bonus, Bonus, stop fighting immediately! The whole thing was an accident (he jumped up to avoid what he didn’t see coming from multiple directions) and we all just laughed it off as we got suspended for three days each.

Yes, I’ll have the Junior Whop.

Now, More Than Ever.™

Oh, that sucks. I wish you luck on it though. It’s been running great ever since.

When the thief cuts the lock, the falling grenade might stub their toe.

Yes.

We’re still there?*

*Asks the guy who just got here

You’re probably right, mander.xyz was terrible a week ago. Bringing it up somehow got them to find an issue so I thought it worth mentioning.

*heroes

Ivan Broesky

Brocephus!

Who’s going in for the garter belt?

White House press secretary during the first Trump administration from 2020 to 2021.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayleigh_McEnany