His literal last word was " violence"

Damn.

Yep, known as conks in my neck of the woods!

Margarine trailer queen

My " birthday" is 4/20/1969. Giggity.

I really like ground news. I have the cheap plan, like $10/yr. Worth it.

Gen X here, don’t do us dirty like that. Too soon.

Sweet!

Long live bush.

Colbert isn’t a leftist, a liberal maybe. Most of americans are liberal to some degree.

Caught her flexin’

LET’S FUCKING GO!

This same guy is on camera saying he wants to end social security.

Yea. The Onion has been out-satired by reality lately, I’ll give you that.

The troops are not issued ammunition.

A judge ruled the troops can remain there for now.

It would be like a horseshoe. Canada, west coast, and new england.

Too many people dont recognize satire.

• you + are = you’re

Same here. Its my favorite shift I’ve ever had.