And no need to be sheepish…

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

Team D’anjou represent!

I love how crisp they are!

And here I am wiping my phone screen to get rid of this random hair

Udderly beautiful!

I wanna go back!!

Will look lovely with some icing!

I also love “I’m With You!”

The billionaire owned media WANT people to only see that

Although I learned the hard way that there are two types! Streaky vs back bacon. Imagine my disappointment when I ordered a caesar salad with added bacon and it came out with what looked like a slab of ham on it 🤣

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I’m ready

Her name is Kitten, but we’ll call her Shmittens, Smittens, Mittens, or Bitchens when she’s having her mood (calico…if you know you know 🤣)

Like when you’re eating shelled peanuts and you get that really funky one

Auto parts!! Oh wait…

Live Through This

I like to think that when it’s finally my time I’ll have a wonderful reunion with all my beloved pets from over the years. It’s never easy saying goodbye. That’s an adorable picture of Matilda, I’m so sorry for your loss.

Every datura report I read ended up with the person found naked in some random strangers house in a state of delirium. I think I’ll pass 🤣

Mega Man