“Ope! Lemme just scooootch on by ya!”

“Show me someone who makes no mistakes and I’ll show you someone who isn’t working”

Literally me right now with a cat on one side and a black lab on the other. I get like a foot width column of space on my bed, usually on a diagonal

Name another one croutons!

The difference when I’m wearing my contact lenses to when I’m wearing glasses is crazy. With my contacts in, onions barely bother me at all. Glasses on the other hand and I have to step back and take a breather.

These look delicious!

What an informative video! I had no idea and this was quite eye opening. Was surprised to hear about bright side as well. That one AI video of how to hold a pencil with over 1 billion views was pretty compelling.

Welcome to the family!

Lisa Frank artwork and all!

I had the beaver nuggets for the first time this past summer…I found that they got even better a few days later as they got just ever so slightly stale…it gave them this wonderful “al dente” texture!

And no need to be sheepish…

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

Team D’anjou represent!

I love how crisp they are!

And here I am wiping my phone screen to get rid of this random hair

Udderly beautiful!

I wanna go back!!

Will look lovely with some icing!

I also love “I’m With You!”

The billionaire owned media WANT people to only see that