“Everyone loves America right now, it’s the perfect time for an American pope!”

-The Vatican

I would say gta is one of the only few games I would pay that much for and I know I’ll get my moneys worth, but I’m not interested in gta online. I wish we could get story dlc like we did with gta 4

Americans can’t even be bothered to get out and vote against this shit, they ain’t uprising against anything.

Gotta pay for that birthday parade somehow

If that manager gets murdered behind the warehouse, that’s just karma.

Well, those creeps aren’t gonna shoot their own dicks off.

“Im gonna need a doctor’s note to justify your absence”

Sir that’s a lamb

That Lo fi shit kids listen to is such trash. I know im an old man now but damn, even the 2010s had more bearable music

Not Trump ally, Trump’s bitch boy

This was such a gut wrenching scene. Through the movie, Forest seems to take it in stride when he’s looked down on or bullied. He doesn’t seem very aware that he’s different, except for the rare occasion. But in this scene, all the trauma of being bullied and outcast for his condition floods back to him, and it’s evident he’s always been aware and sensitive to how the world treated him. He doesn’t want his son to have to go through the same hardships, so his first question is whether the kid is like him.

40 year old me after my wife says “I’m almost there”

Weird take, i guess the current definition of capitalism, but go to Ancient Rome or Babylon and tell me you don’t see capitalism

You would need at least two mirrors for the hemorrhoid to get a good look

Da fuck is this a homework assignment? For someone who will just ignore anything I post anyways?

Every tree must be municipally approved, plant one on your own without the city’s consent and without using their services and you will be heavily fined and asked to remove the tree at the very least

Yes they do. I just went on steam and there’s a shit load of games that are that price. Xbox does it, Nintendo does it, PlayStation does it. Yes it sucks, and I can also admit we’ve been lucky, games used to $80 30 years ago, and if they had kept up with the rest of the world they would all be $300+ now

I still remember the first time playing morrowind and being blown away by the freedom. For some reason my clearest memory of that game is a dude falling from the sky and splatting. Then I stole his magic boots and died the same way.

Son, you’re talking to a guy who spoke no English when he first played the legend of Zelda for NES. Talk about playing a game that doesn’t tell you where to go next

As much as you guys like to worship Linux, that shit isn’t mainstream compatible