When I turned 18 I went and bought my first pack of cigs(had been smoking pot for a couple years). Smoking that first cig was the biggest let down after how hyped everyone made it seem. Made it through the first pack and didn’t buy another.

I’ve accidentally eaten a peanutbutter dog treat and didn’t realize until I was told it wasn’t a cookie.

At this point they don’t even need to go to Ukraine anymore, they have Ukraine at home to deal with

Deep in the heart of texas

My games are so potent that in this small segment i made all of the players in the area pregnant.

You bring up a great point. What is anything?

Everywhere if you’re determined.

Hey we noticed after 12 hours in the heat you seem tired. Must be drugs.

This is on a different similar note. I work for a big hardware store that isnt home depot. My job trusts me enough to take home keys to the store, and drive a 10 thousand pound forklift whenever I want, but I have to use the worst safety box opener I’ve ever seen. Makes me so mad because it just doesn’t work half the time.

On the alternate I’ve been to concerts where you just couldn’t hear the band playing unless you pressed into everyone at the front. Was a terrible experience and felt like I wasted my money. I’m a big fan of putting in ear plugs, eating an edible and then riding out the vibrations. I agree there must be a good middle ground but I would rather it too loud with ear pro than too quiet.

I have a little Vietnamese store next to my house and the sign that says bong dong cracks me up.

Why do garage sales have to go away, I just went to one and used zelle to send the guy money.

However, I also am in the heart of Texas and have been with people that went to a gunshow with cash and walked out specifically with a glock. They sold it to him unassembled but they aren’t that hard to put together.

Well that’s disappointing. Keep on keeping on buddy. Have a nice night.

Come on man you saying the same thing over and over is boring. Say something back other than hur dur weak insult. I feel like the idf shooting defenseless civilians while talking to you.

You know what’s fucked up? The amount of times your mom has faked a jellyfish sting to get me to piss on her.

I was going to recommend hatchet next but that’s also very good.

Damn it takes you 6 hours to ponder if killing children is bad. You are stupider than I thought. When hamas did it its bad, when isreal did 40x the killing its worse. I’ve always wondered what’s going through someone’s mind when they say something and everyone disagrees with them. Then they continue to respond and say nothing of any importance for hours. Holes might be a good read for you. At the elementary level and has some good morals.

Are you good bro. You asked a question and then said you don’t care about the answer. Why are you still here. I’m picturing you are either a teenager mewing alone in his bedroom thinking he’s the coolest person ever or a 50 year old that’s angry that people are upset children are getting murdered. Go pick a book and read it.

For someone that doesn’t care you sure keep responding