Case closed.

Wasn’t it a duck roll back then?

I don’t know. Seems to me “do something immoral and obviously stupid to cheat a system that people work their whole lives to participate fairly in, and then double down on the exact same bullshit when you get caught.” appears to be working just fine for a lot of (rich, privileged) people these days.

At the very least Musk will hire him for his “innovative tactics” or something, if the courts and the speaking engagements/book deals don’t make him rich.

I guess we won’t ever know that, since your work is 90% hidden. Count your blessings my friend.

You’d love to hear?

I take it you haven’t done T-bar ceiling install, or pretty much any real world installations. You start with a plan and then 6 other factors pop up.

Stuff like this makes me twitch too, but usually I’m looking for the cause/train of thought/error that lead to it. Often I’ll work backwards far enough to realize shits like that because it is.

I think you need to spend some time learning what “capitalism” is. That’s not even close to accurate.

Jenny Nickelson does… nerd stuff? Highlights include:

“Church cinimatic universe” where she becomes a sommelier of art and walks you through a decade or so of some church in Canada’s Easter plays, which are delightfully technical and imaginative while also being a beautiful form of cringe.

And a 4+ hour documentary/review/commentary on her visit to the short lived “star wars hotel”

I’m not big into star wars or Disneyworld/land wherever it was, but I watched that whole thing.

Perhaps if you could package it in a ninja smoke bomb form. So you get to the beach, set up your blanket and cooler, take off your t-shirt and pull a little yellow ball out of your pocket, and THROW IT DOWN BLAMO!

The sun has no power here!

Someone has to think things through, that’s for sure.

We were all hoping for that last time and look where we are now. …

Oh! Haha now I know who you are talking about. Yes he is very… Intense on Bluesky. I must say I understand. Living in this world is like taking crazy pills and I can understand “just reciting reality out loud for as many people to see” as a coping mechanism.

Blam!

I redid the bathroom when COVID hit (was walking around home Depot the day before the shut down frantically buying 3 of everything so I had a chance to do this without being able to make the customary mid-project visits)

The toilet we got was not the one I wanted, it was 4 or 5 on our list of "toilets the Internet says are good " and boy howdy the Internet was wrong. This toilet wouldn’t flush piss. I’m not kidding I didn’t notice at first but a couple days into “man this toilet didn’t like to flush our shits, they must be mighty” I had a pee that was dark enough that once I flushed I read like “wtf”. 3 flushes for the water to be “clear” as I could tell.

This isn’t a 2 button eco toilet.

I ended up finding a guy online who had extended the tube inside the tank to be just shy of the rim, thus allowing the tank to fill up more and more water to be sent down with each flush. Whatever eco feature it had in sure it’s now among the worst water waster in town.

And it’s still a terrible toilet. It has some sort of extra funnel port in the front that I guess some of the water flushes through to help direct the shit and water down the pipes. But it gets dirty and is unreachable with every toilet brush I’ve tried, and not visible even if you jam your head down as close to the water as you can and look back. This means that the flush stops working and then I have to go in with disposable chop sticks and chip away and the shit fossils blindly until the port is clear again.

Yes I tried soaking with green goblin and leaving the blue duck to soak, still need to physically mine the area clear…

Ok so my father makes his own wine, at home from kits/concentrate. He makes a lot of wine and drinks a lot of wine (and gives a lot of wine away as gifts)

One day he called me, and he was so excited. Like if he wasn’t a 61 year old man I would have guessed he was going to announce his pregnancy.

“You won’t believe it! The wine place is selling bags now!!! So I can put my wine in bags and put those in boxes!!! Omg why didn’t I think of this?! Think of all the time saved with corks and recorking!”

It was a happy day for him, certainly.

Same. Then I had to hear an endless stream of whining for over a year because my other half likes the old style for reasons. It got so bad I bought them a shit one for Christmas, and now I’m faced with the stupidity of having 2, but the sadness that I’m gonna end up putting the good one in the donation bin because reasons.

OH.

No that is not clear… I mean, I get the structure of the joke, now that you have explained it, but I don’t think that is conveyed in the comic.

Also reality is the joke… I guess…

I agree I don’t understand what’s going on in this cartoon. Theoretically the press is asking the question, why is Musk… Is he like gate keeping? “Yes you may. Donald please answer the question for the man.”

???

So you are gonna have to provide a source explaining how the president using an executive order to rename international water is “policy” that Google must follow.

They you’ll have to explain why I, as a Canadian, have to see this stupid renaming in parentheses.

If the US truely doesn’t have a system beyond “once the president orders it, it’s renamed.” That’s their problem but I don’t give a fuck what they call things and I don’t know why google thinks I should.

Beautiful.

I was at a thrift store and saw a box labeled “kitchen wonder!” It was a mandolins from the 70’s before America knew about them I guess. I still have it in the box, even though I’m usually a stickler for efficiency. It’s just too enjoyable to have to pull out the “kitchen wonder”.

It “Makes your food more charming and delicious!”