asking the real questions

They have a far more functional society than we do

“Alright guys he might be cracked.”

Attack misses

“Guys. He’s dogshit.”

canadian

New new fear unlocked

When the time comes, the train will chug down the tracks and sound its mighty horn.

Dungeon rodent sees you are magic user, chases you, follows you into building, barricades door, sealing you in with him because your strength is too low to move the objects, drinks five elixirs to buff up, mana burns you and steals all your items, spawns an army of bandits using his Mythical Bandit-Summoning Flute+2, installs spyware on your system, and then juggles you in the corner in an infinite combo, softlocking you

new fear unlocked: lightning will come from the ground and shock your ass

That one zoo that painted a donkey and tried to pass it off as a zebra were just way ahead of their time

Ubisoft? Well, let’s just say I be hard

did you know that Viggo Mortensen broke his foot in the Lord of the Rings, the Two Towers?

The Internet is a crazy place. You’re gonna be lied to on the internet, and I’m no exception

Y’xll, if Gale wants to show you a magic trick, it’s not actually a magic trick. It’s sex. my barbarian was upset.

Idk what is it with jazz. I smoke a joint. Drink some vodka and just sit in the dark. Thinking. Wondering. Planning.

Another fucking gas giant

futurama

isekai