People view North Korea with contempt? Who would do such a thing?

No, seriously, we’d love to know so we can send them to a reeducation camp change their mind.

Trains do not derail in North Korea. It is forbidden.

No

Please stop sharing lies.

The highly esteemed Kim family does not require food, so your point is entirely redundant.

There is only one size in Best Korea. It’s derived from our Dear Leader’s own measurements and called “Medium”.

There will be no questions.