Imagine one guy in Zoom going “POP POP POP POP POP” in front of his computer and the other kids switching off their cameras one by one as they are “hit”.

It starts with onions,

nice, small and diced,

set the pan temperature not too high

then add some olive oil, you’ll see why,

and then let them sauté until! They’re! Fine!

You are absolutely not! I’m convinced that there are dozens of us around the world.

Also, I don’t just replace it in my head but while singing along as well. Oh, and I’m German, so I do simultaneous and extremely literal translations, replacing “baby” with “Kleinkind”, the German word for toddler. And yes, it’s hilarious every time.

Thx, and also thank you for the many great memes that you continue to share every day!

Yo @fossilesque@mander.xyz , did you create that? Mind if I share it with my archivists bubble over on Mastodon?

Ya, she absolutely is.

Most certainly officer!

Can confirm.

How would we ever know?

low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everythingj every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions! [turns away, then turns back] Oh, and Hugh Jackman.

Guys guys, there’s no need to fight over this. They all need murdering.

Haha, so you’re old too? :D

Absolu<YAWN>tely.

It’s absolutely OK for a dog to ask for help during setup. Once that is done, they can probably use the account in their own.

No, i think that’s organized. An orgasm is a species of New World marsupials that plays dead in case of danger.

No no, that’s osmosis. Orgasm is is a form of Western theatre in which music is a fundamental component and dramatic roles are taken by singers.

Neither am I, I just think I shouldn’t be allowed to but a house or rent a car or use a chainsaw or raise a child unsupervised. That’s something grown-ups do, not me (40yo).

Well I mean, we’re all just mostly LARPing this whole adult thing, right?

Hell, even if you’re not a printer…

Shit, I just read the link name and was hoping for a list of AI companies that have died.

This shit’s dark…