My E-61 espresso machine. The machine isn’t that old but the design dates back to 1961. Popping the cover for maintenance reminds me of working on an old car.

It makes great coffee too!

Raised Catholic so “Every Sperm is Sacred” has a special meaning to me.

The ocean is solid. F***ers keep walking back to land.

I moved to Florida. It’s usually warm and sunny.

Down side: I live in Florida.

One dumpster fire.

The couch has more personality than JD Vance himself.

I guess you could say that he’d be f***ing upward.

Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.

You might try grinding salt or dry white rice in it. The abrasive should help.