Because I’m a stinky nerd that hates phone games, I don’t game on my phone really

But on the rare chance I need a discontinued apk I just use apkmirror

Capitalism proving the people can provide a service better than a corporation example 69

Just get an emulator for your phone or get the apks from a reputable source

Why would the US do that? US oligarchs aren’t interested in being reasonable.

" HOLD IT!"

" Is…is that legal?"

Aight lemme post some

“-and so my tie told me to punch the kid”

“Y-your tie?”

I suddenly want Harry to be in Ace Attorney

Tenna was a bit underwhelming, I like his backstory and motivations but he felt very much like a rerun of spamton. The whole “mad entertainer has a very visible breakdown while trying to present as in control” was very similar, and him and Spamton share lots of little lines (big shot, cungadero etc). Maybe if I hadn’t just spent the past three years obsessing over Spamton it would feel a bit fresher.

They’re similar because they’re kinda supposed to be, it seems.

Chapter 3 was eh on its own

OK but hear me out, chapter 3 has Tenna doing crusty CGI dances

How does multiplayer bg3 even work? It sounds interesting but I’ve always been scared into thinking it’s a massive commitment?

Oooh what’s monster train? I love monsters., is it about monsters? Pls say yes even if it isn’t

Spork does sound like a name an enby would have tbh

I dunno man, let the dweeb have fun.

OOOOOOO IM GONNA TUUUUUUUX

The thing is, the HUDs menus and graphics of these games are increasingly just ports of PC games, meaning they weren’t designed for a small screen in mind. If you played Hogfarts Legacy on a Vita it would look terrible.

In the pre-Switch days portable games were made specifically for the portable console in mind. Menus, controls, everything, even the fucking sound chip.

It’s just more enshittification

I started Deltarune Chapter 3

I bet is sounds rad AF and I dig the skelebirb