As long as I can punch the arms off of my enemies I am happy

This is also mine. All day at a pool with no sunscreen. The burn had almost a purple hue to it and my parents did nothing about it so I lay in my room on my belly for days until eventually my parents dropped me off at my aunt and uncles and my uncle cotton saw my now cracking skin said “Boy get some aqua vera on that thing good god!” And after that it started to heal

Yeah this is pretty accurate

My grandad told us when he dies to dig a hole and throw him in it with his overalls on so that “they” dont rob him one last time

I remember being a kid wishing there was more world history being taught. Seemed like we got a touch of world history in 6th grade and 9th grade but between those spaces was all US History

Isnt this just cloning? Like if they grew sperm cells and eggs from my dandruff and combined them

Frog. Frog legs are so good

Me and my brother shared a room one time and right outside our door to the right was a bathroom that was always left open with the light on. One night I woke up and noticed the light to the bathroom was being blocked out by 2 large dark figures that seemed to be holding hands and walking towards my bed. My bed was opposite the door and my brothers was to the right of the door. I quickly decided to get up and run to my brothers bed instead of waiting for them to reach me and my brother complained that I had kneed him in the back and told me to fuck off. I turned around and saw them still going towards my bed until they hit the wall behind it and disappeared. Idk what that was, probably my brain messing with me, but it was terrifying.

In the name of our lord Farquad

Rental housing scam. A place came up for rent near me with more rooms and I deseprately needed it for my kids but it turned out to be a reupload of a house that used to be for sale and the guy fooled me with the “application fee” thing along with trying to get me to pay him more money to allow pets but I learned by then it was fake and called him out on it and he ghosted me

Thats how mafia works

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That game is very fun but brutally difficult. Damn boulders always get me

Looks like my hometown. Then again I feel like 90% of american towns probably look like this

To make it worse I am also lactose intollerant

Yeah I cant drink beer or I’ll get so bloated that I have to force myself to vomit to get the gas out

I dont have the ability to burp. Didnt think it was that big of a deal until recently learning its a condition called R-CPD and is directly responsible for the stomach problems I’ve had all my life

That gives me an idea for a meme

How you doing?😠 💅

You expect people to throw their lives away knowing that they will be easily replaced just to make a statement? I assume you think you’d do that if you were in their boots?