A good idea, but what came to mind: You enter a small well lit cave. The walls have assorted moccasins, chopines, poulaines, and other footware spiked to them. A goblin in a colored shirt runs out and greets you in a croaking voice. “What can I help you with today?”
Least favorite holiday punch flavor /s
I like the idea of using this as a brining bucket, it should keep cold for a couple of days.