Esoteir [he/him]

you’d prolly notice it lol, im talking like the frames dropping from 60 to like 23 frames per second whenever i moved the control stick but back up to 60 when not pressing any inputs

if you use windows it’s hard to recommend any controller other than the xbox series x controller

it regularly goes on sale for 30-40 bucks, has native support for every game that uses gamepad, and works as both wireless and plugs in as a wired controller via USB

only caveat is that if you’re planning on using it bluetooth, there’s a known frame drop problem when using it with bluetooth on windows 10 for some peeps, so i had to get the official microsoft controller dongle. wish game pass for pc worked on linux

i play dudes cause i like staring at dude ass simple as

if you’ve never played Shovel Knight, I personally consider the 3DS version to be the definitive version, 1:1 pixel art to screen resolution with great 3D and easy weapon swapping on the bottom screen

yeah it is, and he deffo caused lasting harm… to my heart

“LOVE YA’LL! CAPITALISM IS CANCER! MY CHANNEL IS BEING DELETED FOR SHARING GAMEPLAY VIDEOS! THIS IS YOUR REWARD!”

what you call a dumbass i call a legend

i can fix him

oh yeah explore mode is rad

i wish more games gave you settings to control how much grind is in the game, No Man’s Sky isn’t really my cup of tea but it’s practically the gold standard for that, letting you change each grind setting individually on a scale from survival to sandbox

I feel like Starbound never really knew what it wanted to be and at one point they just shrugged and put a 1.0 bow on it lmao

feel you on the upgrade/build stuff, gaming never truly recovered from diablo’s +8% poison damage vs 8% lightning resist shit when we could be doing more interesting choices like gun that shoots two bullets vs gun that shoots bouncing bullets type of shit

i liked hades but i would have liked it better with less “+10 health/+10 damage” type metaprogression tbh, something like FTL where you’re mostly unlocking sidegrades and new gameplay options instead of straight upgrades alongside the narrative

terraria is even more fun with mods that remove grinding from the game so you’re only locked by boss kills and not time. that and calamity for some extra CBT

im so sick of the genocideHQ marketing that everyone is pretending to be some crazy “oh no she didn’t” moment

if i have to see one more “oh my god, noo way a politician made a fortnite map???” article (translation: using one of the largest virtual platforms on the planet to peddle their shit) im gonna lose it

anyway here’s my gloria la riva UT99 map

dont even need to watch the video fr i fuck with the title, outer wilds fuckin slapped especially bc you can only play it once lmao, remove progression systems from games

Over two hundred years before the beginning of the game, Earth is subsumed by a world government called the Hegemony, whose “Publicanism” philosophy PC Zone summarized as “communism without the economic restrictions”. The Hegemony annexes colonies throughout the Solar System, but the inhabitants of Jupiter’s moons reach an agreement that allows them to relocate to Alpha Centauri, where they settle on the Earth-like NewHope and the frozen Thatcher planets.

so the villain is super communism and the protagonists are a bunch of space neoliberals that named their planets after fucking Margaret Thatcher?

holy shit the in US sci-fi lmaooo

holy shit ignore what i said, some beautiful genius bastards went “wait, the demo doesn’t have denuvo, what if we just put the full fuckin game’s content files into the demo lmao” and it worked! they fucked up lmaooo rip bozos!!!

honestly i couldn’t even finish DS3 it because it crashed three times in the same place and on the third time it deleted my gun and i just went “nah lol” and peaced out

sounds like the dead space trilogy lmao

Angels Fall First is kinda that on the space maps, but don’t expect anything other than offline bot matches since it has like five players online lmao

it had a bigger playerbase when it was still a UT3 mod

oui, itza me, tequila sunset bing bing wahoo

just warning everyone that metaphor will probably never get a crack in this decade unless we get like a miracle empress crack or something

not only is it denuvo but it’s Sega denuvo, they bought a perpetual license in the early days of denuvo so they don’t have to pay the subscription fee and ergo their games pretty much never remove denuvo, even their 5+ year old games and games that didn’t sell shit like sonic forces

best anyone can do is pray it gets an emulatable switch port like persona 5 did