Shorten them and it works

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Exactly. And this isn’t even the first time he’s said it!

I hear that storing sensitive government documents in bathrooms is totally cool and not prosecutable. So he could just do that.

There’s no way to block 100% but if they went full “fire wall of America”, they could block enough to the 80% of people who don’t know how to use a vpn, it would look like they’re doing something.

And then you get the added bonus of blocking all those nasty foreign websites talking about freedom, democracy, equal rights and more!

I love having wasps around my garden. They fly around my veggies picking off any caterpillars they see, I don’t even use pesticides because the wasps do such a good job keeping the populations low.

Huh. Well Mars is out thanks to Elon. So I guess I’ll see you on Titan or Europa. Both are kinda toxic yet still less toxic than Trump.

For the world or America? 🤔😂

It’s a fucking terrifying thought. I’m not even American but the thought of the (now) power mad and vengeful Trump being in charge of the most powerful military on the planet, backed by project 2025…

Ya know I realise this is complete conspiracy theory.

However, I’m still willing to give a 2-5% chance that if Trump gets back into power, within the last 12-18 months of his presidency he’ll declare a special operation into North Mexico to ‘secure the border’, ‘stop the illegal immigrants’ and ‘remove the drug cartels’.

Then he’ll claim it’s too dangerous to hold the election, or not appropriate, or whatever excuse because of the special operation. And then he’ll postpone the election with the approval of the SC as a presidential duty and therefore not illegal.

And I know this is insane but every time I ask myself “would trump attempt something like this?” The answer is always “yes”

Bruh where’s my car?

So what you’re saying is, he needs to add nipple holes!

I’d be tempted to buy that. When you visit it’s just a white page with a leather couch in the middle of the screen, everytime you click the couch it would moan seductively and every fifth click would give a squelch sound.

Wireless earphones with noise cancelling completely transformed air travel for me!

The dishwasher continues to remain a mystery then 🤔

Well there’s an idea for a video game. The Airbnb adventure full of absurdity and adventure but played 100% straight

I already have the bald part so the rest seems like a general improvement.

That saucy llama!

I’m in the Southern hemisphere so right in my neighborhood 😁

I imagine it would would go something like this