Oh how the mighty have fallen. Vice used to be fucking based. This makes me really sad. Especially disingenuous disinformation like this. Ask someone with ADHD how life saving stimulants like adderall or similar has been for them. It’s nothing like meth, which typically ruins lives.

Dude this is awesome. Love me some ASCII art too

Credit cards don’t fail me now!

There’s a much better version of this joke, to which I believe was the original, with the DiCaprrio meme from Django where he’s far away and hears the first line

Drastic zoom in (military recruiters)

You will?

Figured it would be too good to be true. I really already knew this but was in denial

This is awesome news to privacy focused people. I don’t want this shit stored anywhere ever. I couldn’t be happier. And with that done, I will finally delete my 10 year old account.

I absolutely hate my cell being tied to signal though. And thoughts there? Is it really a non issue?

An excellent point I was unaware of! Thanks for the detailed response.

It’s something a rock says

Amazing video. Thanks for sharing. Great to show my normie friends lol

I personally recommend Session. Which is like signal but better. It is 100% zero user knowledge with no accounts emails or phone numbers. It just goes “here’s your ID have fun” and that’s it. Love it.

“Of course I know him, he’s me “

I don’t get it. How that does have to do with lemmy

Or ThreatX, I believe they are more inexpensive than CF

Not to mention the horrendous inflammation it causes too

I’d make a strong argument that one Diet Coke a day is still healthier even if it’s carcinogenic vs one regular coke everyday. Sugar is that bad for you.

Fuck yeah one step closer to aliens

Fuck yeah one step closer to aliens

It can be the fourth horseman of the IT apocalypse after printers, DNS, and email

I literally cannot fathom how we’re still making IE memes in <current_year>

You can’t really even use IE because it’s been deprecated for so long. Windows will do everything to launch Edge or another browser. You’d have to be intentionally using like windows 7 at that point.