Big Hitler gives little Hitler his allowance

Fake news. White’s commissar is on the field, rallying the troops forward!

…while the fascist kaiser is sitting in a banker with his officers on either side, contemplating resigning or fleeing to South America.

Sure, you can spend the last turn choosing a split path direction to pick a red or happening space for a better chance of that possible bonus star if you’ve been mentally counting the spaces everyone lands on like counting cards in blackjack. An x% chance of reaching the star next turn with double dice if nothing ridiculous happens. The usual.

You can also win most of the minigames among your couch buddies and still end up rolling 1s and 2s for movement in the first 4 rounds, just like queuing up on Lichess against other 500s for 4 straight games as black and dealing with Wayward Queens. Yeah, you remember how to play against it by the fourth match, but it’s better just to treat it like a dice game lol

I was chess club president for several years back in my high school. Now, as a 500-rated player and lifelong Mario Party connoisseur, I can guarantee you that both games feel like RNG even if I put the neurons to use.

It’s the amount of time your computer opponent takes to make a move! I think Classical is played by an iMac G3. They’re really slow and sometimes crash mid-match.

You vs the other jester milady tells you not to worry about

“The army who fought genocidal fascists to the death are just as bad as the genocidal fascists themselves.”

You might as well full-send instead of half-assing it and proclaim that Nazis are the poor, innocent victims of unwarranted Communist aggression.

When it gets re-released for the 6th time.

Clearly a Scorched Earth reference, Howardtard

If it’s the classic Watchmen comic, there’s not a lot wrong with it aside from the unnecessary pirate interludes and a few parts of the ending sequence (not spoiling anything).

The deceased Comedian is supposed to be seen as a horrible guy and that’s portrayed well. There’s a lot of political intrigue and philosophy that desires provoking thoughts as well, so it’s more of a mature read rather than pure shock value like a lot of fiction media nonsense these days.

OP is smrtr because he useded one bishop to get checkedate

Max Midtanks be like:

Chronic onliner and unhinged ERPer wants the half-naked person in the painting to be a minor, more news at 11.

The “I still have 3 more years, I can wait on everything I promised” look

“Pick up that can”

Overused, rebbit’s cup spilleth over

Knowing my conure, I’m sure that these guys could’ve been wonderful companion pets :(

The freedom to choose if your neighbor has a livable wage or dies slowly from a lack of income if you’re rich in imaginary numbers.

Obligatory ATHF: “See this? This line here? Line of death. Cross it and your freedoms no longer exist.”

New Berserk chapter looking good