Kitty kisses!! I always get a stiff paw to the jaw when I go in to steal some…

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2013/06/11/190707171/go-easy-on-the-soy-sauce-bro-it-could-kill-you

“We don’t want them here anyway” - some MAGA idiot, presumably

The hardest part about returns is driving to the local library to print out the return label for 25 cents.

Much less trouble than owning a printer!!

Can I self medicate with alcohol and weed instead?

Why not both?

Dang! Looks like the person recording quickly decided they should stop hanging out on their balcony…

Hamburger Helper, cheeseburger macaroni. When hungover…

I want to see the nest you’re obviously going to give birth in!!

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

Decapod 10 approved!!

Please watch S04E08

Windmills do not work that way! Good night! 😂

And hate windmills

That pooch looks quite warm

Now you’re measuring like an American!!!

Burgers are like $15 now

Subd. 28. Trump Derangement Syndrome.

“Trump Derangement Syndrome” means the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal persons that is in reaction to the policies and presidencies of President Donald J. Trump. Symptoms may include Trump-induced general hysteria, which produces an inability to distinguish between legitimate policy differences and signs of psychic pathology in President Donald J. Trump’s behavior.