Reminds me of Cruelty Squad.

There’s Norway we’re paying that, ha ha. More zingers like that over on Threads!

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After weighing up the pros and cons, we’ve also decided to ban pedophiles from Threads.

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While this may look alarming, it’s nothing to be concerned about. Sometimes “privacy” focused browsers and apps can be a little overzealous.

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