HatchetHaro

have you considered just washing your ass?

i’ve shaved my butthole and let it fully grow back many times, and i’ve never felt prickly down there. weird i’m not experiencing the discomfort that most people who shave their butthole do.

ipa’s fun, and honestly very useful! more people should learn it at least.

yay, i’m learning german! i had to long press the s key to get that ß.

it’s funnier to use it as a B.

i mean, i get why people are annoyed by it, but personally i found that the thorn didn’t really impede my ability to read that guy’s posts. if anything, it’s an interesting way to incorporate personal style into english writing, much like how i sometimes type in all lowercase.

ßesides, it’s fun tø fuck around å little bît.

“speculum” and “soup” belonging in the same sentence made me howl

i am so distracted by your "a"s

To be clear, you define the sexuality of your own character in BG3. Every companion NPC, on the other hand, will have a boner for you if you take them on adventures and do stuff they like, regardless of your character’s race, sex, or religion.

with that tight of a budget, you have two choices.

1. you can get a mechanical keyboard from taobao for as low as CN¥80 (€9.5) plus shipping. be careful of listed pricing on taobao, because if it’s too good to be true, that’s because that pricing may reflect a lesser default option like a barebones kit with no switches or keycaps.

2. you can go with any cheapo dell or hp office keyboard that you can scrounge up for free, and save up for something better that you can find a review on from keyboard content creators.

scales, wings, a tail, and the ability to breath fire tbh

bro’s mad he ain’t swole like us

Hey, my local public library is 3.2km away from me, which is about a 45 minute walk!

Anyways, no. I have multiple affordable public transit options that can take me there in 10 minutes. There are also bike lanes for the entire route if I ever decide to bike.

no one is saying “get rid of cars”. if you live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere where it’d be inefficient to build transit infrastructure due to the low population it would serve, then no one is trying to take away your car.

it’s all about decreasing society’s dependence on cars where it makes sense (higher population areas like towns and cities, as well as long-distance options between those areas) in favour of way more efficient modes of transport.

It takes about 10 hours to drive 688 miles from Los Angeles to Salt Lake City, an actual distance of 580 miles.

For more than double that distance, at 1238 miles, a high-speed train from Hong Kong to Beijing takes 9 hours.

“The US is way too big for trains and public transit to be feasible” is a lousy excuse for poor infrastructure and planning.

Dick

I used to be that way, but the extra mouse space is undeniably better for me, so I just learned to top-row number. I still very much miss my numpad, though, and I do want to get a separate numpad one day.

if you already own an apartment in a city, the chances are that you’d grow used to the space and you’d feel at home, and anything lacking is made up for with closer proximity and easier access to stores and public facilities.

i live in hong kong, one of the densest cities in the world, and i’m able to live comfortably. there’s very little noise where i live because it’s in a less urban area, i get a fantastic view of and immediate access to a riverside park, a mall full of great food and boba just a 15-minute walk away, a library and a big transit hub just a short bus ride away, and from that transit hub, very cheap access to all of hong kong for museum visits, sightseeing, hella hiking and biking trails, exhibitions, etc.

i’ve also lived in berlin for a bit. it was also in a less urban area, in a very tiny apartment, and i was still fine because i had very similar access to amenities. short walk for groceries and transit, access to museums and parks, loads of architecture to admire, and hella döner.

if you’ve only experienced cities in north america… i’m sorry.

socially weird for sure, but honestly if it’s legal and they’re both happy, why care? besides, he’s supportive of you, so why not at least do the same to him?

i won’t lie that looks fake as fuck

that’s why i actively reach in and scoop out as much shit as possible from my anus