Post hoc ergo proper hoc.

“Buut why is muh chik-fil-a so 'spensive, Jim Bob?”

11 year old me pronouncing cation like the Star Trek species of cat-people.

I think HK Cantonese is aggressive in much the same way as Boston English is. Speaking HK Cantonese puts me in a whole different persona than speaking Beijing Mandarin. But I’m 1000x more competent in the latter.

Reddit made Trump. Change my mind.

In 1911, the Hoosier State House came within one vote of rounding ‘k’ off to backspace.

Do even English people say “I’ve fallen sick”? Sounds so dramatic.

Tuxedo, top hat and tails, and a monacle. The pipe, of course, is suggested, but optional. Any less, and Jeeves will tut-tut you mercilessly.

A kid in my class put his arm inside a… I don’t remember if it was a lion or tiger cage back on the 70s before safety was a thing. Being armless isn’t the end, but I bet he regretted that decision.

Fried rice is great for when you want to cook 2000 things separately.

I mean, if Harris loses, she might be headed to Jail as well, if I understand how enemy lists work.

Makes sense. Most of the unsound guys I know are Trump supporters.

I’ve always wanted to do the 8 hr drive to Helle and Backe.

Upvoted for the excellent pun. (For context, major Puerto Rico fuckup by the Trump campaign. )

In Dutch, a potato is called aardappel, which literally translates to “earth apple” (aarde meaning “earth” and appel meaning “apple”).

I’d advise using an African Swallow.

Usernames that make you go “Wait, what?” and then transport you back in time 30 years.

I’m pretty musically ignorant, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the answer was Chicago.

At first glance, I read the title as “JD Vance shares vid claiming migrants are cats…” and wasn’t surprised in the least.

-40F = -40C