Even knowing the correct name I somehow never made that connection!

I spent years thinking it was called Dunkleosaurus before I realised I’d been reading it wrong the whole time

In this one instance I’ll give Reddit a pass. This is 100% a fuck the UK government moment

The guy is Christopher Lee as Count Dooku from Star Wars

Unfortunately I think this policy would have been popular long before then

Looks like he’s heading to Mordor to push the one ring off the table

Both parties have wanted something like this for years and the general public doesn’t give a fuck. All of these petitions get the response of “Nah fuck off lol” but this one has even less chance of going anywhere

That’s bad! Was that before or after they announced there were issues?

Guess I’ll just wait for my 8a to spontaneously combust in a couple of years

That’s nothing, someone hosted an unauthorised Smash Bros tournament and everyone at Nintendo died

2016: Twitter turns Tay into a Nazi so Microsoft tries to fix it

2025: Twitter stops Grok from being a Nazi so Elon tries to fix it

Back when the concept of a cat eating a cheeseburger was the pinnacle of comedy?

I keep my personal phone in one pocket and my work phone in the other, I frequently feel the vibration in the wrong pocket and end up checking the wrong phone

BBC News - 29 arrests after protest in support of Palestine Action, police say https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gd3pkr9x1o

Any idea how ish gets around that?

The only reason Pluto is no longer a planet is because we discovered there were loads more planets and couldn’t be bothered to acknowledge their existence!

I’m pretty much already part of your religion I just disagree with you on one very minor detail. We are now mortal enemies.

If it makes you feel better I did the same lol

That’s 50% of your households energy

I think snowflake is a bridge rather than a relay