This August is only half through,

But for some, winter’s soon to ensue

So don’t Grinch on this carol,

’Cause we know in the Barrel:

Crackers love their Christmas Scooby-Doo!

Now that Reddit’s been made obsolete,

Our new usernames can be discreet

So, make your name right

The future looks bright

For Sweatyfartz and weinermeat

Unbrowned steaks are surely regretted,

But Froyn just likes their meat wetted

So, both in kitchen and bed,

The same can be said:

Their wife just hates their forking method

Headed down to the pub for a beer

At the rainbows, recoiled in fear

”A parade just for pride

Of bright colours?” he cried.

”There are too many gay people here!”

Variden was once a great mod,

‘Til Reddit admins turned fraud

So to Lemmy we’ll scoot,

Than be under Spez’ boot

Of his own hell he can be god