Lerios [hy/hym]

you got me excited. i thought there was a new shadow of the collosus

1. bulbabsaur

that is all. thats the only pokemon you ever need

at some point you will encounter a payphone on a beach. keep interacting with it until you can’t

i genuinely cannot imagine how boring you have to be for “bisexual dominatrix” to be a bad thing. god i miss my evil wife

eh, they update things often enough that it doesn’t get stale to me and i was never actually much good anyway, so its not like i see endgame content enough to get tired of it. tbh i’m a little disquieted by how much things have changed in the past 2/3 expansions that i missed, but i get that thats just me being a boomer.

having played wow (sometimes obsessively) for 15 fucking years from launch when i was 6 years old, azeroth just feels like home to me. its a comfort and anxiety thing i guess. i hear the stormwind or teldrassil ambient music and i could fucking cry. i have no idea whether its a healthy coping mechanism, but being able to go to azeroth (nice, i know whats going on, people like me) after a day of real life (terrifying and depressing) is what got me through school and my home situation. a video game thats designed so that people can comfortably spend 12 hours a day in it doesn’t necessarily have to be good, it just has to be better than the alternative of dealing with real life. very comfort blanket vibes ig, and i probably should have outgrown it. after covid isolation i thought i had outgrown it but evidently not

unironically yes. its comforting to be able to log on to a world i understand after each day of staying with family and having to endure the loud, non-optional festive bullshit. i just also know that i probably shouldn’t be giving activision money and i should go outside or something instead of being a terminal G*mer again

i was four years clean of world of warcraft…

i have spent the holidays playing world of warcraft

the american people

we’re not even in the us. i pointed out that the war is american bullshit and is entirely being executed for the sake of american interests and they were just like “yeah lol ¯\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯”

its even more pathetic when the running dogs of usamerican empire are foreigners that don’t even reap the full benefits

I LOVE TALKING ABOUT WORLD EVENTS WITH NEOLIBERALS

“i bought stock in northrop grumman at the beginning of the war and that’s paid off massively :)”

he said this while giggling about how uncouth and naughty he was being. he’s 23 and well informed and non-white. i’m going to [FEDPOST REDACTED] every single person at this fucking job. soulless freaks.

my sibling in bhaal you made him worse

yeah because it was objectively the funniest option. all my friends who simped over him hate me for it but i don’t see astarion as some heartthrob, i see him as a shitty edgelord whose life i can ruin. i’m romancing him out of fucking hostility. and he has it coming too, so its a victimless crime 🥰

i’m playing dark urge and taking every evil choice. i’m trying desperately to make everyone the worst version of themselves. lae’zel broke up with me because she needs to fully commit herself to the cult leader i convinced her to follow. shadowheart has committed crimes against humanity. if i can’t get gale back with his abusive ex i’m going to make him continue the fucking cycle. i got wyll to kill karlach and then he left in disgust at my massacre like 20 minutes later. also scratch is here

this is my first playthrough and i’m very tempted to have it be my last. whenever i talk to other people about BG3 its like they played a whole different fucking game lmao its great

i’m so sorry my internet is shit right now i have no idea what just happened lmao

they need to change the face. in the first version she looks like she wants to go into battle and defend herself and so on. in the second version she looks like she wants you to hit on her. one version is a person and the other is a male fantasy. you can’t have women being entire whole people w/ motivations etc, she needs to exist to be palatable to men

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in the first version she looks like she wants to go into battle and defend herself and so on. in the second version she looks like she wants you to hit on her. one version is a person and the other is a male fantasy. you can’t have women being entire whole people w/ motivations etc, she needs to exist to be palatable to men

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same problem here ngl. my uncle was evicted and would have had to throw his instruments otherwise. i took it but i’ve only ever played guitar. it seems like banjo tablature is both a bit different and much harder to find than guitar tabs