nm, the rest of the thread is the same… you are not alone.

love the enthusiasm! wish I could afford a farm… and if I did have one I wouldn’t bet on it.

pedantic language nerds on Lemmy? no way!

kinda wish I had a horse. I hear they’re expensive to maintain though.

that’s the one! could be accurate too

and from what I hear will keel over and die any chance they get. I’m no expert though. but not being able to throw unwanted ingested items seems like a pretty big design flaw

that’s a pretty accurate number for an estimate

a micron in size?

bordering on insanity

go out and try. just earlier today I said the stupidest oneliner in person and got a response.

you miss a 100% of the shots you don’t take - Wayne Gretzky or somebody

then I spoke to someone on a busy commuter train, and learned something new. a view I had never considered before.

I know it’s hard,as someone who has personally suffered from exclusion and depression before.

but worst they can do is ignore you or spit in your face.

you forgot “grab em by the pussy”
nobody cares

who steals a shoe(s)? honestly!

three wrongs don’t make a right. but three lefts do

I dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.

the flushing kind or the hole in he ground kind?
the there’s a sink kind. or there’s a communal soap bar to wash your asshole with and the other hand to eat with kind?
wonder how many Indians are left-handed, or if that’s even culturally accepted

guess the TSA is tired of smelly feet

don’t have to worry about liquids there. well maybe you do.

happened in our garage when a roommate stepped on a fat spider trying to kill it. mini spiders everywhere!

sounds like sharks and their siblings

could be his brother