upside down with a reverse backhand stroke.

almost how it looks in the mirror.

the original fidget spinner

well sometimes it’s the reflection in super clean windows.
other times the birbs be getting drunk off of fermented berries, and flying under the influence.

now I’m wondering which flag is the most fuckable, as wel as which one looks best to wear naked.

his brother in law is a zionist

that’s just Italian enchiladas

def preggo male horse

dog tax?

hero’s get remembered, legends never die

they definitely exist…

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckriders

because chats disappearing is the easy way out. it takes a mature person to not ghost.

but, as we all know, adulting is can be hard… even as an adult

double negative much?

you’re hired!

you’re hired!

that’ll do, I’m in the same boat

you… you’re good you!

untill you suck

I think they’re called anal beads.
sure fun for your wedding night.

done. but now I’m getting weird looks at work and have an HR meeting in half an hr. I’ll show them this though, I’m sure it will be fine.