on only using one hand and a fork as a knife

Krikey mate!

Moroccanoil

ah, the 'ol name and country switcheroo!

best I can do is superglue

he’s in the files… and not he MS ones

you don’t remember the Vegas shooting incident, do you?

pornhub?
no sry, hubporn.

flying squirrels?

go touch some grass bruh

all 37 of them

how do you use it in a home invasion in the middle of the night if it’s locked up and unloaded?

honest question: then why do you own one?
I get self defense, of course, but doesn’t the fact of owning a firearm make you part of gun culture? or am I missing something?

back to 1776

laughs in Dutch politics

eh… in my country firearms are illegal, yet somewhat available. heavy explosives/fireworks and WW2 grenades on the other hand… plentiful

whilst half of europe is at least literate in more than one language.
and no… Texas and Massachusetts accents don’t count.

haven’t heard [of] them… but likely they won’t slap like RATM with their burning monk on the CD cover (with the parental guidance sticker) and lyrics like “fuck you I won’t do what you tell me” yeh my parents hated that album. I love it still.

hide yo wife, hide yo kids!

5. blow for drugs

am I old or does nobody remember the name Dolly?