Wait, what? For real?

fiddles with some buttons

Hey, some people are into leather.

there’s no one to blame that doesn’t have an R by their name.

Are you kidding? They’ll be scapegoating Biden’s corpse so long and so hard even the DNC will blush. And then there’s always Obama as a backup plan.

Life is cake when absolutely nothing is your fault.

And it was a good plan, for a while. Shame about that plague, though.

Sega does what Nintendon’t.

It warms my old man heart to see the console flame wars still going strong. Tribalism, what a thing, lemme tell ya. Human nature at its naturist.

goes outside to yell at the clouds to get off of his lawn

MOVEMENT CONTROLS PEAKED WITH WASD!

Toxic positivi-tea.

Adulthood doubles the frames: add one with no bench, and one with someone putting a bench in front of the child. The conclusion doesn’t change: it’s the kid’s fault for tripping over the bench. We just collectively ignore that the kid was fine until someone put a bench in the way.

Plot twist: the toddler has a multi-year marketing push worth tens if not hundreds of millions, which convinced a lot of people who don’t know the first thing about chess that it really is very impressive, and all those chess-types are just jealous.

The narrative, as I understand it, is that the dictatorship they fled is the left, so left bad, right good. Doesn’t matter that the political “left” in the US is center-right.

It’s brain-dead tribalism all the way down.

Agreed.

And then hung. Also comically.

5 seconds later

When the stack gets too big, you buy some shelving. When the shelving gets full, you buy some storage tubs. When you run out of tub room, you get a storage unit. When the storage unit is full, you realize maybe it’s time to sell off the backlog. Then when you’re almost done, your spouse gets into Gundam. And this time you start a spreadsheet to keep track of the cycle. Then P-Bandai opens in your region.

Huh, I didn’t know people anyone even painted with baby oil.

Yeah, but they might have Mad Mad Bunny disease. You don’t want none of them prions, dawg.

Wait, I thought their job was to revoke approval for safe drugs that the snowflakes don’t like?

Resource hidden where we can’t see it? Best to assume it’s infinite and there will be no repercussions.

I cannot confirm nor deny this, but the fact remains that Deloreans still exist today. And I do not recall ever hearing any stories about rust. Which, given its infamy, one would think would have been part of the lore by now if it was a thing.